Keep yourself and your home jizz clean with the "Paladone" Blow Job Kit! This kit includes gloves, apron, oversleeves and hairnet. Giving head used to be such a messy chore but not any more! This is the 21st century... Chore no...

Blow" your friends away with the "Light Up" BLOW ME Pocket Fan! This cool little fan has what it takes to help keep you cool anywhere, anytime and is a great ice breaker at parties or any fun get together. Your friends will be...

Celebrate the biggest Dickhead in your life with this fun Number 1 Dickhead trophy.

Cool yourself in style with this “Hot Mess” large-sized folding hand fan. The realistic pizza design is colorful and fun with just the right attitude! Made of glossy bamboo ribs and high-quality satin material.

Feel your temperature rise with the XXX Nurses Adult Coloring Book! Featuring 24 pages with original illustrations of your favorite candy stripers doing anything and everything to help their patients feel better, and the only cure...

Tired of giving a f*ck about everything? Its time to lighten up and gift yourself (or a friend) the ultimate stress relief with our hilarious Jar of Fucks I have to give. This 4-inch glass jar is packed with 15 high-quality wooden...

Embrace the fun and let your worries swirl away with every playful suckle. This sassy pacifier adds a touch of mischief to the festivities, perfect for wild moments and sexy fun. Elastic Wristband. Latex Boobies.

Embark on a two-month journey of self-discovery and empowerment with our "Hey Girl" affirmation cards. Each of the 60 cards, measuring 3.54 x 5.5 inches, features stunning silver foil lettering and vibrant artwork, designed to...

Simply Snap on to any can of your favorite beverage, and let the fun begin! This perfectly rounded little boobie will be sure to cause hysterical laughter between you and your friends or party guests!

Cool yourself in style with this “Fabulous” large-sized folding hand fan. Show off your pride with this rainbow-inspired design that's colorful and fun with just the right attitude! Made of glossy bamboo ribs and high-quality...

Reward your favorite stud with the World's Biggest Dick Trophy! This outrageous adult trophy award is sure to win a laugh no matter who you give it to. Show off your appreciation with this hilarious penis statue award - it's...

3 Piece Penis Stainless Steel Cookie Cutters. Unleash your cheeky side with our "Phallic" cookie cutters! These stainless steel cutters are perfect for baking up a storm of hilarity at you next adult-themed party. Dishwasher safe...

Cool yourself in style with this Cunt large-sized folding hand fan. The glittery gold design is colorful and fun with just the right attitude! Made of glossy bamboo ribs and high-quality satin material.

The Porn Parody Coloring Book is an Adult Coloring Book with 24 pages featuring 24 original illustrations of some of the Woodrocket's most popular porn parodies, including Ten-Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles, Bob's Boners, SpongeKnob...

Cool yourself in style with this “Bad Bitch” large-sized folding hand fan. The Barbie-inspired design is colorful and fun with just the right attitude! Made of glossy bamboo ribs and high-quality satin material.

Dreaming of warm summer days by the pool? Then Easton is your man. This puzzle has 500 pieces and is 20 x 30 inches when complete. Stay in and spend some quality time alone or with friends. Either way completing this puzzle will...

Add Insult to Injury Bandages w/Assorted Sayings - Box of 25

Cool yourself in style with this “Daddy” large-sized folding hand fan. Show off your fetish in elegant black and gold. Colorful and fun with just the right attitude! Made of glossy bamboo ribs and high-quality satin material.

Experience the epic fantasy with an all-new buzz! The Lord of the Smoke Rings is a Parody Coloring Book for Stoners, featuring 28 pages of original illustrations all your favorite characters: Frodope Dimebaggins, Samweed Ganja,...

Hey Sexy! Show off your style with this vibrantly-colored sexy red lip-shaped ashtray. Style meets function as you show off your sexiness while enjoying a smoke. Includes: a 5-inch-wide red porcelain lip-shaped ashtray.

Nothings as much fun as a Pecker Squirt Gun! When you squirt your Pecker water gun all over anyone within range, you will have them laughing hysterically and chasing you down trying to grab a hold of it for some Playful Pecker...

Smell ya later with this “Fuck You You Fucking Fuck” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Black Ice Scent. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!

Smell ya later with this Live, Laugh, Cum cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Potpourri Scent. Comes complete with a hanging string. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!